I want to caution you though, I have kept backup copies offline and if you ever get out of hand in a parking lot again, or if I met a suspicious death even vaguely connected with you... They will be released!!! Think my friend of the concept of thoughtcrime, don't be a history editing Winston Smith, be the rebel Winston Smith! Remember who has shared the path you are walking...

“The broad mass of the nation … will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.” — Adolf Hitler, in his 1925 book Mein Kampf.
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.” — Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels.

Anywho, the post scrubbed of revealing trade secrets is reposted below; (well with some updates as needed) It seems `sya filled it out and challenged me to do the same.

My name is: Michael Laurence William Robert Kyle Scott Reed
-nicknames: Kylere
-sex: Male
-birthday: December 7th, 1969
-color: blue, specifically Moonlight Metallic Blue
-star sign: Sag
-place of birth: Flint, Michigan
-current residence: Flint, Michigan
-hair color: Brown
-eye color: Hazel
-height: 6'3”
-Weight: 240lbs
-writing hand: Right

-BODY ILLS + SKILLS-

-do you bite your nails: Yes
-can you roll your tongue: Yes
-can you blow smoke rings: Yes
-can you blow spit bubbles: Yes, tested this second
-can you cross your eyes: yes, but not as well as my step daughter
-tattoos and where: None, never been drunk and awake enough
-do you make your bed daily: why? So I can mess it up again later that night?
-what’s sexiest on a guy: Hrm, leather seems to work for Jon Bon Jovi
-what’s sexiest on a girl: Water
-do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: Twirl
-what utensils do you use eating pizza: fork and knife
-do you cook: When hunger kicks in

-GROOMING-

-how often do you brush your teeth: 1.7 times day
-do you shower/bathe: everyday, often twice
-how long do these showers last: 15 minutes or so
-hair drying method: Towel and Attitude
-do you swear: Sya said it well, "words are words. I choose the necessary words to make my point."
-do you pee in the shower: um… gross, agreed HARD
-what color is your bedroom: tan, white and black
-do you use an alarm clock: only on the weekdays if I can help it
-name four things or people you're obsessed with:
1. My Wife, and yes it could be an unhealthy amount of obsession with her, I struggle with it on a daily basis
2. Elves
3. Pink Floyd
4. My weight, I hate being 250 and am moving to 225 this summer (Muah made it to 240 but have added an inch to each arm

-What’s your sleeping position: Curled next to my wife on my side in the fetal position.
-in hot weather do you use a blanket: Nope, nekkid and cool
-do you sleepwalk: No
-do you talk in your sleep: Apparently Not
-how about the light on: no

-WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU-

had sex: yesterday morning now is Last Night
watched bambi: I think I was 8
cried: Hrm full out or just teary?
talked on the phone: A few minutes ago
read a book: About an hour ago

-MUSIC-

-is music important to you: yes
-do you sing: all the time
-what instruments do you play: The Mp3 Server
-what do you think of Eminem: L O S E R, lame lyrical content, weak music, I think it was best covered by the video with Dr. Dre driving the Car, with his bitch Eminem next to him in his little robin like outfit. Nice for a brother to take in a white man and make him like that.
-in your opinion what band is the best of all time: Pink Floyd, because they were pioneers. They were the digital artists of the music scene.

-DO YOU LIKE-

-pop music: no waay
-rock music: Yes
-punk music: right on!
-rap music: Only enought to annoy my wife
hip-hop/RB: I'm Rob Base and I came to get down!!
-country: Only if Shania and Faith do a lesbian love album with a DVD
-jazz: I dig it
-classical: Yes but the heavier stuff, older Mozart, Russian epic stuff, etc
-new age: sometimes
-hardcore: You do know that Vanilla Ice fronts a hard core band now right?
-indie rock: oh yeah, for sure!
-emo: Green Day is cool

-WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX-

-What do you notice first?: Eyes and legs
-Do you have a crush on anyone? I kinda have a thing for Denise Richards and Nicole Lenz
-Easiest to talk to: Myself

-DO YOU/ARE YOU-

-Could you live without the computer?: How dare you speak such blasphemy?
-What’s your favorite fruit?: Oranges
-What hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: Emotional
-Trust others way too easily? I used to...

-NUMBER-

-Of times you have had your heart broken? 7 times
-Hearts you have broken? Several, but none intentionally
-Of girls kissed? Many
-Of boys kissed? One, and no I am decided wired male/female but the individual in question deserved it
-Of drugs taken illegally? I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
-Of tight friends? I have none locally except my wife, and I hold out hope that someday I will have more
-Of CD's owned? Around 300 I think.
-Of scars on my body? Foot, Leg, knee, hip, elbow, shoulder, other hip, face, back of neck, etc. But easier by numbers hrm Heavy ones 2, light ones many

-OTHER THINGS-

-I know: I love my wife
-I want: peace in my home.
-I have: a serious level of intensity
-I wish: I knew the answers
-I hate: intolerance
-I fear: nothing bad enough to not face it
-I hear: "Discord is normal"
-I ache: Dig it!
-I care: About way to much, so much so that it overwhelms me at times.
-I always: Seem to find the best moment to say the worst thing, twice.
-I dance: Whenever I get a chance
-I cry: When Sya cries
-I write: bad poetry and half-assed attempts at keeping a blog
-I confuse: words people say with the truth.
-I can usually be found: Moving at a high rate of speed

-ARE YOU A...-

-Wuss: Only with women
-Gang member: My sister in law thinks I was
-Daydreamer: Guilty
-Alcoholic: I could have been, but I stopped myself
-Freak: Sexually or artistically?
-Brat: Yeppers
-Sarcastic: Yes I am
-Goody-goody: A wise woman once said, "I rebel against that side of myself"
-Angel: I could be
-evil: I could be.
-Friend: When I have one I am
-Shy: I am.
-Adventurous: Not to the moron fear factor eating dead pig eyeballs level no, but I will try anything reasonable
-Intelligent: More than many, less than some

-SELF ANALYSIS YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO DO-

-Your best feature [personality]: I’m loyal.
-Most annoying thing you do: Over Analyzing things
-Biggest mistake you've made this far: My first marriage, et al.
-Describe your personality in one word: Intense
-A smell that makes you smile: My wife's hair
-A city you'd like to visit: Mare Tranquility
-A drink you order most often: Ice Tea
-The music you prefer while alone: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and occasionally LOL, My Chemical Romance
-A TV show you watch regularly: Rome and Battlestar
-You live in: A town of fools